I have an addiction. It is a naughty one that Mom likes to keep hidden … except for when I do it in front of guests. Want to know what it is?
I love humping my toys. I know that I should be embarrassed about this, but it is a habit I’ve had since I was a little girl. I just can’t help myself.
Well, tonight I was at it again, and Mom thought it would be funny to humiliate me and post photos.
I am not ashamed. I stress hump too. Especially when there are people around, and it makes me nervous.
Clementine, my cat sister, is not a fan of this bad habit. She is hiding underneath the table.
Well, now the secret is out. Hope we can still be friends.